The Undertaker Mug
This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth. This is achieved by several steps: 1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion "the undertaker" 2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation. 3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact. 4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!