The Reader Mug
Definition: The Reader n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force. 1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends. 2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense. Types of Reading: - Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good - Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you - Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you - Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget Reading Rules: - Don't start none, won't be none - If you shoot, expect return fire - Family gets the realest reads - Truth hurts, but lies kill - Read to protect, not to destroy Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from: 1. Solo Struggle: - Fighting against systematic barriers - Building success with zero support - Facing constant opposition - Dealing with racism and doubters - Converting isolation into motivation 2. Breakthrough Moments: - Started from zero resources - Built everything from ground up - Turned rejections into fuel
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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