The Nutsapp Mug
A handheld striking device that is made into the shape of a human scrotum. The Nutsapp is most often used as an adult sex toy. It is made from industrial steel ball bearings coated with impact resistant rubber that is designed to replicate the feel of human skin, complete with wrinkles and soft imitation pubic hairs. In many cases, users report the imprint of the Nutsapp on their bodies long after being originally struck. This mark is affectionately called "the turkey's neck." The Nutsapp was originally used by members of the law enforcement community as a way to humiliate the criminals they had to fight with. After the officers would beat suspect with the Nutsapp, which would leave large visible "turkey necks", they would then walk them through the jail as other inmates gobbled. Fun was had by all. Today, the Nutsapp is one of the most popular sexual pain compliance devices on the market. Critics praise the firm, but unmistakable feeling the Nutsapp delivers."I can't get enough of it! Every time my partner hits me with it, i get chills down my spine." one used said. And another had this to add, "My girl friend and i like to soak our Nutsapps in warm, salty water to give the nuts that sweaty ball sensation. TWO THUMBS UP!!!" The Nutsapp can be bought through the online shop www.adriananddrewsjailhousesexshoptoysandweapons.gov
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.