The Nutsapp Mug
A handheld striking device that is made into the shape of a human scrotum. The Nutsapp is most often used as an adult sex toy. It is made from industrial steel ball bearings coated with impact resistant rubber that is designed to replicate the feel of human skin, complete with wrinkles and soft imitation pubic hairs. In many cases, users report the imprint of the Nutsapp on their bodies long after being originally struck. This mark is affectionately called "the turkey's neck." The Nutsapp was originally used by members of the law enforcement community as a way to humiliate the criminals they had to fight with. After the officers would beat suspect with the Nutsapp, which would leave large visible "turkey necks", they would then walk them through the jail as other inmates gobbled. Fun was had by all. Today, the Nutsapp is one of the most popular sexual pain compliance devices on the market. Critics praise the firm, but unmistakable feeling the Nutsapp delivers."I can't get enough of it! Every time my partner hits me with it, i get chills down my spine." one used said. And another had this to add, "My girl friend and i like to soak our Nutsapps in warm, salty water to give the nuts that sweaty ball sensation. TWO THUMBS UP!!!" The Nutsapp can be bought through the online shop www.adriananddrewsjailhousesexshoptoysandweapons.gov
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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