The Lemon and Saucepan club
A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike. Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks' Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name. The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club: 1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance 2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance 3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil 4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat 5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan 6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan 7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances 8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness. 9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing 10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
As always, a great gift.
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Excellent mug excellent service
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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