Tamara Lounge
Tamara Lounge (noun) No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road â you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Chodaâs massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesnât do bribes, only japâs eye tickles. Tej doesnât take bribes, doesnât take guest lists â he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his japâs eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through Inside, Chodaâs still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesnât care. The mandem are spraying CĂŽroc like itâs holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth. Choda grabs the hose like itâs Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down â launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption âHayes madness đ¨đđâ. By the end, thereâs Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tejâs outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
straightforward order and delivery
Loiks great
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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