Tamara Lounge
Tamara Lounge (noun) No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road â you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Chodaâs massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesnât do bribes, only japâs eye tickles. Tej doesnât take bribes, doesnât take guest lists â he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his japâs eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through Inside, Chodaâs still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesnât care. The mandem are spraying CĂŽroc like itâs holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth. Choda grabs the hose like itâs Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down â launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption âHayes madness đ¨đđâ. By the end, thereâs Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tejâs outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
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