Taekooker Mug
In shipping fandoms there are what’s called, Taekookers. The ship consists of Taehyung and Jungkook from BTS. They are a force of delusional theorist that try to prove their ship is real with no actual proof as the proof itself. If Taekook are not seen on camera interacting, they believe their company has cut content, that in itself is the proof. No factual proof exists that Taekook is real. It boils down to jealousy, possessiveness & no subunit as the proof. Jungkook is not allowed to interact with Jimin as Taekookers will absolutely lose their shit & embark on a rampage of words that consist of- abuser, homewrecker, fan service, BRO, MOM, DAD. This usually happens when something non brotherly happens between Jimin & Jungkook. The latest instance was “the hickey”. Taekookers went crazy. The usual kinda stuff being said, “I do this with my Nan when she picks me up bridal style & spins me around, then I’ll suck her ear to make grandad jealous” Please stay away from Taekookers if you plan on keeping your sanity. If you’re too late then good luck in later life, and also incest is illegal so leave your nan alone. FIGHTING!
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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