tabasco rocket Mug
It is hard to explain. A Walkthrough is needed: Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer) Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer. Attatch the funnel to the other end. Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre. When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork. Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed. This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer. The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes... Known Side Effects: Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco. Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases .:Don't Try This At Home:.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!