Sweetpea
The greatest goalscorer of all time, Sweet Pea is commonly referred to as "The Messi of kids with Down syndrome." Sweetpea is an extraordinary player and the way he misses open goals making it look like he messed up but did it on purpose is amazing. There is truly no other specimen like him. Sweetpea is popular amongst his older friends and is commonly "laughed with, not laughed at." Sweetpea's incredible sense of humor makes him a very likeable person among his peers. Sweetpea however lives a dark and secret underground life. He jacks off to videos of prepubescent children, specifically 8th graders named Mia. It is also common knowledge that Sweetpea is not a virgin and has had sex with not only multiple women, but has had dick so far up his ass that he needs it reattached. Sweetpea is also the most handsome looking man in the world. Woman constantly have their eyes on his freckles and would die just to stare into that overexposed forehead of his. Rumor has it, because of the amount of bleach that he dipped his dick in, it spread out into his body and made a permanent mark on his skin. However, it cannot be denied that sweetpea is and always will be the greatest human to walk on the face of the earth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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