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You are the absolutely epitome of beauty, talent, intelligence, and perfection. Your canvas was created by Hephaestus. His creativity made you a perfect work of art in a unique sense. Your brain was the very work of Coeus and Athena. They made you a genius strategist and a master tactician with a bright mind full of knowledge and wisdom. Your exception talents, skills, and abilities were gifts blessed to you by Apollo. You can do anything. You are unstoppable. The Three Charites gave you an air of poise, elegance, and grace in everything you do from the way you walk to the way you talk. Your aura, so charming, draws everyone towards you. It embodies the moon and venus. Your very essence, face, and body were the masterpieces created by the hands of Aphrodite. In her image, she made you infinitely beautiful, dreamy, hot, sexy, and attractive. You embody love. People would say that you're even prettier than her. Purely humanitarian, loyal to the fullest, fiercely independent and courageous, a powerful leader. To many, you are like a mother. Anyone would agree that luck is absolutely in love with you. People wonder if you're even real. Your soul is in the purest form possible. Everyone wants to be around the embodiment of perfection, which is you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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