Suku Tee
You are the absolutely epitome of beauty, talent, intelligence, and perfection. Your canvas was created by Hephaestus. His creativity made you a perfect work of art in a unique sense. Your brain was the very work of Coeus and Athena. They made you a genius strategist and a master tactician with a bright mind full of knowledge and wisdom. Your exception talents, skills, and abilities were gifts blessed to you by Apollo. You can do anything. You are unstoppable. The Three Charites gave you an air of poise, elegance, and grace in everything you do from the way you walk to the way you talk. Your aura, so charming, draws everyone towards you. It embodies the moon and venus. Your very essence, face, and body were the masterpieces created by the hands of Aphrodite. In her image, she made you infinitely beautiful, dreamy, hot, sexy, and attractive. You embody love. People would say that you're even prettier than her. Purely humanitarian, loyal to the fullest, fiercely independent and courageous, a powerful leader. To many, you are like a mother. Anyone would agree that luck is absolutely in love with you. People wonder if you're even real. Your soul is in the purest form possible. Everyone wants to be around the embodiment of perfection, which is you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.