strathcona Mug
An elitist organization bent on world domination. See also George Bush. Basically, this group of people lurk around large cities. The founders were failed experiments from Area 51, and as a result, drinking acid and injecting amphetamines is daily practice. Their last known location was Calgary. News in the underground indicates that sights have been set on Edmonton. Entrance into the organization follows rigid procedural documentation, with a double brainwash, splitting of the o-ring and gay ass haircuts. They are characterized by common ideals of shrinking their already pitiful wangs. They are easy to spot, as each one of them has so much crud rammed up their peachholes that nostril dribbling is a common occurence. The leaders are all KKK enthusiasts, and essay writing on the effectiveness of cyanide is a regular routine. When confronted with a strathcona member, remember to do the following... 1) Start singing ANY song of Celine Dion's. This will put the strathcona cult into a trance, as they dig this music. 2) DON'T play rochambeau with them, THEY HAVE NO BALLS. Plenty of lactate though. 3) Challenge them to anything involving sports, as they are so bent on world domination that sports is a foreign term 4) DO NOT BEND OVER. Serious anal rape will ensue, and you will be recruited for endless work in the name of George Dubya. 5) Call Chuck Norris 6) Your best option, carry a kalishkanov or some other sort of machine gun around.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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