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John, Bangladesh Ik wil playboy bunny worden! Stoere John (58 jaar, Noord-Bangladesh) komt net binnen van de warme fabriek en heeft nog wel even tijd voor een fotoshoot. Hij had hele goede redenen om met zijn sex verslaving voor Playboy megazine te kiezen: “Ik wil de porno in, want ik wil aangeraakt worden. In Jordanië hoorde ik dat je in deze industrie echt heel veel praktijklessen krijgt. Dat leek mij geil! Het klopt ook echt, we hebben bijvoorbeeld deze week 11 uur Afgetrokken. Lekker!” Overstappen was voor John geen probleem: “Ik was er gewoon aan toe, want in de fabriek kreeg ik bijna geen techniekles, dat vond ik jammer. Ik woon in Bangladesh en fiets in 6 uur naar de Playboy mansion, soms samen met een hoer uit Rusland. De eerste fotoshoot kende ik hier niemand, dus ik heb allemaal nieuwe vriendjes gemaakt. Dat viel mee, ik had eigenlijk gelijk wel contact met iedereen van de mansion . We hebben een leuke groep, het is geil, af en toe een beetje druk en er wordt niet verkracht.” Echt verrassend is het natuurlijk niet dat techniek John’s lievelingswerk is: “We hebben hier elke week 11 uur praktijkles! Ik heb al leren Baffen. Dat had ik nog nooit gedaan, maar ik leerde het best snel. Bij Techniek doen we altijd leuke standjes. We zijn begonnen met het bedenken en maken van een soort Nieuw standje , met een stok eraan en een vibrator aan de as. Door de stok naar achter te trekken krijgt de gebruiker een geile schok.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

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It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!

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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.

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It looks great. I couldn't have been happier

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ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN

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I am very please with the mug. Thank you!

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the urge to buy it and write cum on it

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girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend

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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front

Kori G. Dec 4
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These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

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Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.

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I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son

Michael R. Dec 2

Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok

Larry K. Dec 1
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Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!

Michael G. Nov 29
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Great mug, she loved it

Gabagool G. Nov 29

I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.

Diana K. Nov 28
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i like mug that say words

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