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Steamy Vincent

The Steamy Vincent is a sexual act similar to the Hot Carl. However, the Steamy Vincent is only performed by members of the arts community, namely painters. The Steamy Vincent is initiated by a willing female disrobing and laying on her back. A male, with artistic painting talent, next provides her with a Ziploc brand sandwich bag. The female then opens the bag and inserts it inside her mouth. The open side of the bag is extended outside the mouth and folded over the lips to create a pocket. The male then proceeds to defecate into the open bag housed within her mouth. A soft or liquid feces is preferred. After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring. Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese. The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Chuck B. 2021-12-22
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Perfect gift for my gf

Ethan 2021-12-22

Looks great! Came quick

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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Too inappropriate

Ana job w. 2021-12-21

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deez n. 2021-12-20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.

Thomas D. 2021-12-19
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

TreDavis M. 2021-12-18

The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across

Boluwatife 2021-12-16

It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!

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Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product

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Looks great and quick delivery

Brian C. 2021-12-13
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very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

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It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!

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