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Steamy Vincent Tee

The Steamy Vincent is a sexual act similar to the Hot Carl. However, the Steamy Vincent is only performed by members of the arts community, namely painters. The Steamy Vincent is initiated by a willing female disrobing and laying on her back. A male, with artistic painting talent, next provides her with a Ziploc brand sandwich bag. The female then opens the bag and inserts it inside her mouth. The open side of the bag is extended outside the mouth and folded over the lips to create a pocket. The male then proceeds to defecate into the open bag housed within her mouth. A soft or liquid feces is preferred. After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring. Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese. The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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