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The Steamy Vincent is a sexual act similar to the Hot Carl. However, the Steamy Vincent is only performed by members of the arts community, namely painters. The Steamy Vincent is initiated by a willing female disrobing and laying on her back. A male, with artistic painting talent, next provides her with a Ziploc brand sandwich bag. The female then opens the bag and inserts it inside her mouth. The open side of the bag is extended outside the mouth and folded over the lips to create a pocket. The male then proceeds to defecate into the open bag housed within her mouth. A soft or liquid feces is preferred. After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring. Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese. The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H. 2022-03-06

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no n. 2022-03-04

this is actually a good mug

hart j. 2022-03-03

It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it

Charles E. 2022-03-02
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Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.

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Joseph B. 2022-03-01

Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned

Manley P. 2022-02-27
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout

Scout S. 2022-02-26

It was hilarious and I loved it

Spencer W. 2022-02-25

bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!

shit f. 2022-02-25

So funny and fun to share. Great gift

Michelle B. 2022-02-25
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It’s an awesome mug

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it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee

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no A. 2022-02-21

You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.

Karl W. 2022-02-20
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!

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Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)

dave p. 2022-02-19

Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.

Karen M. 2022-02-19
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Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

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