squaddie
a member of the british military.while the military in the UK is respected, squaddies due to their pig headed, loutishness are not. they posess charactaristics of jocks (US). squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:- -muscly with buzzed or very short hair -tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs -dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby. 95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
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