squaddie Mug
a member of the british military.while the military in the UK is respected, squaddies due to their pig headed, loutishness are not. they posess charactaristics of jocks (US). squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:- -muscly with buzzed or very short hair -tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs -dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby. 95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy