Solararity Mug
Rhyming is a thing that I do at will Be glad to rock a party just to prove my skill J-u-ice is what I'm gaining With a style so fresh that it's self-explaining Never bite a rhyme, I don't live that way But when I get dissed, violators pay I'm a crowd motivator, MC annihilator Never front the move cause I'm not a perpetrator I don't really mind bein criticized But those who try to make fame on my name - die Rhymes of all styles, all categories From fresh freestyles to real fly stories This jam is dedicated to you and your boys And if you knew what I knew, then you'd kill that noise I devastate the crowd while the record spins So call, competitors have no wins I laugh at MC's who call me wack You ordered, and now I'm gonna serve you, Jack We're respected by all, treated just like kings How could you have the nerve to say such things? If you knew at the time what you were saying You wouldn't be on your knees - praying You gotta understand I'm not the average MC At the first sign of trouble grab the mic and flee Grab the mic, plug in the beat box jacks Prepare for the battle, then proceed to wax Takes much time I feel is ample To deafen an MC, to make an example This goes for all sucker MC chumps Who hear my name, and suddenly Kool-Aid pumps So if you're thinkin 'bout dissin me, better think twice Cause next time, brother, I won't be so nice You can come all alone or bring all your boys But if you knew what I knew, then you'd kill that noise
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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