Smexy
Definition: a word used to describe an extremely sexy mexicano brown little baked potato who has a promising future in a Vegas stripping club Very few people have the qualities to be deemed as smexy making smexy one of the highest compliments one can give or receive. Being smexy is a way of life for the privileged few However smexiness is a talent and an art so u can get there too!! ESSENTIAL Qualifications include: 1)An IQ over 75748394 2)The ability to throw it back professionally 3)A past containing Middle school drama 4)A secret lover you plan to run away with Smexy People ranked from highest to lowest: Indians Sleeping Unicorns Pigeon toady Potatoes Homosexual Smurfs Dishwashers Side effects of being smexy include: Difficulty being ugly Severe need to find a stripping pole Alcoholic tendencies Illusions (everything might seem like a stripping pole) Multiple people obsessed with your perfection. You might be made fun of out of jealousy. You will experience depression for short periods of time. But you need to know that you need to FLAUNT DAT BEAUTY GURLLL (smexy people must learn to live with the fact that others will always be obsessed with their undeniable beauty) Random need to use words like betta and emojis like 🥵😍😘💩👄 (Note: If you are experiencing any one of these conditions please note that you will be ok. Please contact a doctor when conditions become too extreme u might be at a different level of SMEXY)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
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