Smexy
Definition: a word used to describe an extremely sexy mexicano brown little baked potato who has a promising future in a Vegas stripping club Very few people have the qualities to be deemed as smexy making smexy one of the highest compliments one can give or receive. Being smexy is a way of life for the privileged few However smexiness is a talent and an art so u can get there too!! ESSENTIAL Qualifications include: 1)An IQ over 75748394 2)The ability to throw it back professionally 3)A past containing Middle school drama 4)A secret lover you plan to run away with Smexy People ranked from highest to lowest: Indians Sleeping Unicorns Pigeon toady Potatoes Homosexual Smurfs Dishwashers Side effects of being smexy include: Difficulty being ugly Severe need to find a stripping pole Alcoholic tendencies Illusions (everything might seem like a stripping pole) Multiple people obsessed with your perfection. You might be made fun of out of jealousy. You will experience depression for short periods of time. But you need to know that you need to FLAUNT DAT BEAUTY GURLLL (smexy people must learn to live with the fact that others will always be obsessed with their undeniable beauty) Random need to use words like betta and emojis like 🥵😍😘💩👄 (Note: If you are experiencing any one of these conditions please note that you will be ok. Please contact a doctor when conditions become too extreme u might be at a different level of SMEXY)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
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