Skylar
To Skylar, there is no girl as perfect as Skylar. Always has her iPhone taking selfies and uploading content for one of her many social media sites. Soft skin, the sexist arch in her back that's leads to her dimples above her amazing big booty, her breast are your comfort zone, once she grabs your face and brings it right into her chest, you never want to leave! She Has luscious lips, but a terrible kisser, unless she's with the right man that can show her how to use them! The sky is not her limit because she can soar way high above it. Skylar is competitive, intelegent and sexual. She'll get her man to do things outside of his comfort zone that he never thought he'd ever do. She makes a crazy mess in the kitchen when she cooks, but her food is AMAZING! She's loyal to that one guy, as long as he can provide for her high maintenance lifestyle and only have eyes for her! She lives to make sure her man is fed and comfortable at all times. She pampers her man so much that he gets complacent and forgets about all his priorities and that's where he loses her! She doesn't know how to communicate or express how she feels emotionally and without any warning she'll isolate herself for days on in making her loved ones worry about her when she's just out shopping getting "alone time" Skylar is the type that wants all attention on her and her only, but only when she wants it. if she doesn't get what she from her man, best bet she'll get it from somebody else either it's a man or woman.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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