Skylar
To Skylar, there is no girl as perfect as Skylar. Always has her iPhone taking selfies and uploading content for one of her many social media sites. Soft skin, the sexist arch in her back that's leads to her dimples above her amazing big booty, her breast are your comfort zone, once she grabs your face and brings it right into her chest, you never want to leave! She Has luscious lips, but a terrible kisser, unless she's with the right man that can show her how to use them! The sky is not her limit because she can soar way high above it. Skylar is competitive, intelegent and sexual. She'll get her man to do things outside of his comfort zone that he never thought he'd ever do. She makes a crazy mess in the kitchen when she cooks, but her food is AMAZING! She's loyal to that one guy, as long as he can provide for her high maintenance lifestyle and only have eyes for her! She lives to make sure her man is fed and comfortable at all times. She pampers her man so much that he gets complacent and forgets about all his priorities and that's where he loses her! She doesn't know how to communicate or express how she feels emotionally and without any warning she'll isolate herself for days on in making her loved ones worry about her when she's just out shopping getting "alone time" Skylar is the type that wants all attention on her and her only, but only when she wants it. if she doesn't get what she from her man, best bet she'll get it from somebody else either it's a man or woman.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
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