Simp
Simp is an old term but used nowadays more frequently. It is exclusive for men. A simp is a man that his love for women or a specific woman crosses some limits, thus becoming an obsession. More specifically, all simps have one or more common characteristics: 1) They are submissive/subservient to this/these women, trying to attend to all their needs and giving them too much value usually when this/these women did not give them any reason to do so. 2) They 'protect' this/these women when they are 'under attack' from other men in order to seem chivalrous and maybe get their attention through this defensive stance. 3) They disregard their pride and personal identity in order to appeal to this/these women and their tastes. 4) Every other woman, if we are talking about a simp idolizing one woman, becomes obsolete and almost non-existent for them. 5) They truly think they are the most suitable man for this/these women and all other 'competition' is not suitable to treat this/these women as they deserve to. 6) Every other man that approaches this/these women is a threat to their dream and must be eliminated in any way, usually by degrading him in front of this/these women. Sadly all simps, no matter how much they crave the attention and of course sexual satisfaction, they never get the girl and get hate from both sexes for various understandable reasons.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
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We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
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