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Simp is an old term but used nowadays more frequently. It is exclusive for men. A simp is a man that his love for women or a specific woman crosses some limits, thus becoming an obsession. More specifically, all simps have one or more common characteristics: 1) They are submissive/subservient to this/these women, trying to attend to all their needs and giving them too much value usually when this/these women did not give them any reason to do so. 2) They 'protect' this/these women when they are 'under attack' from other men in order to seem chivalrous and maybe get their attention through this defensive stance. 3) They disregard their pride and personal identity in order to appeal to this/these women and their tastes. 4) Every other woman, if we are talking about a simp idolizing one woman, becomes obsolete and almost non-existent for them. 5) They truly think they are the most suitable man for this/these women and all other 'competition' is not suitable to treat this/these women as they deserve to. 6) Every other man that approaches this/these women is a threat to their dream and must be eliminated in any way, usually by degrading him in front of this/these women. Sadly all simps, no matter how much they crave the attention and of course sexual satisfaction, they never get the girl and get hate from both sexes for various understandable reasons.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Brennan B. Jul 3
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Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2

My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Harry B. Jun 30
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Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B. Jun 30
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Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B. Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L. Jun 30

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j. Jun 29

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J. Jun 29

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z. Jun 29

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

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