sharepro Mug
I haven't gone to Jenin to track down earthstation 5, as that has been done and proved to be an useless adventure. But "word" has it Sharepro's hate for the Riaa and mpaa is due to a recently uncovered court documents which shed light on why "Sharepro" wants to get back at the record and movie industry. It appears Sharepro and Bill Gates have more in common then you might have thought. Both, although computer geeks are more intune with talking to their computers then to people.Who knows if Sharepro hadn't been crossing the street that day he might have used his energy to build an empire like Bill. Sharepro's future was derailed when the vehicle driven by a record executive in a hurry for a meeting with movie and promotional suits for his latest musical movie project. This was the turning point for Sharepro who now rests in his private hospital suite paralyzed from the waist down. Sharepro has spent just a small portion of his legal award to launch his plan to ruin the media entertainment industry for their part in making him lose the use of his legs. It is said that Sharepro who was a consultant to the Columbia super computer project has vowed to stick a knife into the head of the media giants. His penthouse suite, in a private hospital in as yet to be undiscovered location has been remodeled costing over 7 1/2 million dollars in computer gadetry a mere pittance of his accident settlement. The Columbia supercomputer was named after the shuttle that exploded upon takeoff just as the crew was given ok to go for throttle up. It is rumored that Sharepro's computers are under contract to be a back-up for the super computer should there be any power loss or terrorist stike against the building that houses the new Columbia super computer. More news as it comes in will be posted...........
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother