Shane
Shane is the most amazing man you will ever meet. When I met him, I knew he was going to be a significant person in my life. I think most people feel that way. The first time I saw his face, I thought I saw god. I was left speechless. He was the person I was looking for my whole life and I didn't even know I was looking for anyone. I'll never forget him, his smile or the moments I've shared with him. I've learned so much from this man. My whole world view has been altered for the better since I met him. He made me think in ways I never thought possible. He is the most honest man I have ever known and that is a true rarity. He is the overall best looking guy you will ever meet. The words "sexy beast" just don't cut it. Women want him and men want to be him. He's better looking than Johnny Depp and charm oozes out of every pore in his body. F*** it. Words just can't describe this man. He reminds me of everything and everything reminds me of him. Just thinking about Shane gives me the butterflies.. like your first day of school.. or your first date.. your first kiss.. or the first time you have sex..he's like when the sun inspires you to wake up and dance with your hands in the air, praising life and the awareness that lets you experience it from your point of view...he is pure ecstasy.. pure sunlight... the life that fills your bones...he is the most amazing ride you will ever find yourself on... the most beautiful experience that will ever come your way.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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