Shane
Shane is the most amazing man you will ever meet. When I met him, I knew he was going to be a significant person in my life. I think most people feel that way. The first time I saw his face, I thought I saw god. I was left speechless. He was the person I was looking for my whole life and I didn't even know I was looking for anyone. I'll never forget him, his smile or the moments I've shared with him. I've learned so much from this man. My whole world view has been altered for the better since I met him. He made me think in ways I never thought possible. He is the most honest man I have ever known and that is a true rarity. He is the overall best looking guy you will ever meet. The words "sexy beast" just don't cut it. Women want him and men want to be him. He's better looking than Johnny Depp and charm oozes out of every pore in his body. F*** it. Words just can't describe this man. He reminds me of everything and everything reminds me of him. Just thinking about Shane gives me the butterflies.. like your first day of school.. or your first date.. your first kiss.. or the first time you have sex..he's like when the sun inspires you to wake up and dance with your hands in the air, praising life and the awareness that lets you experience it from your point of view...he is pure ecstasy.. pure sunlight... the life that fills your bones...he is the most amazing ride you will ever find yourself on... the most beautiful experience that will ever come your way.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
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