Sex story
Sex Story in 1.2.3: All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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