Sex story
Sex Story in 1.2.3: All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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