Sex story
Sex Story in 1.2.3: All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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