Sex Story
One horny day, me and my pal Chet were creeping around the girls locker room after school hours. The volleyball team had just finished an astonishing run of wins, in their tight, skinny, shorts, almost hugging their plump rears. As we were walking, Chet couldn’t stay quiet, and let out a peep. Unsurprisingly, many volleyball players noticed us but one in particular, Sophie. The team captain with the most voluptuous, round rear, and precisely proportionate, perfectly shaped tits. “Chet? What the hell!” Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap. “Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock. “Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size. “The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I. Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat. “Oh God, I’m gonna....” My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges. “Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,” I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
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