Sex Story
One horny day, me and my pal Chet were creeping around the girls locker room after school hours. The volleyball team had just finished an astonishing run of wins, in their tight, skinny, shorts, almost hugging their plump rears. As we were walking, Chet couldn’t stay quiet, and let out a peep. Unsurprisingly, many volleyball players noticed us but one in particular, Sophie. The team captain with the most voluptuous, round rear, and precisely proportionate, perfectly shaped tits. “Chet? What the hell!” Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap. “Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock. “Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size. “The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I. Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat. “Oh God, I’m gonna....” My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges. “Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,” I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
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