Sex
I was sitting on the couch and she was sat next to me I stared at her as she read her book. Her tits were huge. She then realised that I was looking. I quickly turned away. “Sorry” I said awkwardly. “Don’t be” then she leaned in. Our lips locked. It was amazing. I grabbed her neck as she held my thigh. She stopped and moaned loudly in my ear. I was so turned on. After that we moved into her bedroom. She ripped my clothes off- everything but my bra and thong. I then did the same to her. I sat on the bed and then she straddled me. Her fingers grazed my body. Her touch felt so tender. She undid my bra strap and took my bra off. I fell back on the bed and she started to suck my tits. It started in circles but ended on her sucking my nipples. I moaned so loud. She then licked down my body down to where my thong was. She slipped it off so slowly and then ate me out. She hit my clit so many times . I came and she ate me out even more. I told her I had a surprise for her so we rolled over and I got the vibrator out the bedside table. I took her thong off and shoved it in her already wet pussy she moaned louder than me after a while we decided to watch some porn and we both got super horny again. We started making out and then we scissored for most of the night she then shoved the vibrator in my pussy until we both fell asleep
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
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