Sex
I was sitting on the couch and she was sat next to me I stared at her as she read her book. Her tits were huge. She then realised that I was looking. I quickly turned away. “Sorry” I said awkwardly. “Don’t be” then she leaned in. Our lips locked. It was amazing. I grabbed her neck as she held my thigh. She stopped and moaned loudly in my ear. I was so turned on. After that we moved into her bedroom. She ripped my clothes off- everything but my bra and thong. I then did the same to her. I sat on the bed and then she straddled me. Her fingers grazed my body. Her touch felt so tender. She undid my bra strap and took my bra off. I fell back on the bed and she started to suck my tits. It started in circles but ended on her sucking my nipples. I moaned so loud. She then licked down my body down to where my thong was. She slipped it off so slowly and then ate me out. She hit my clit so many times . I came and she ate me out even more. I told her I had a surprise for her so we rolled over and I got the vibrator out the bedside table. I took her thong off and shoved it in her already wet pussy she moaned louder than me after a while we decided to watch some porn and we both got super horny again. We started making out and then we scissored for most of the night she then shoved the vibrator in my pussy until we both fell asleep
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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