Sex Mug
Sex: what we all touch ourselves to Jackson and Lilly were childhood besties. They were at a party and got super drunk!! As they started to play truth or dare Jackson got dared to kiss Lilly and he did. They both got really horny off of this passionate kiss. Jackson invited Lilly to his house and she said yes without a second thought. As soon as they got in the door Lilly ripped if Jackson clothes and got down on her knees as gave him the best blowjob Jed ever receive. She sucked his 10 inch long 3 inch thick dick up and down playing with his balls. “ OHHHH baby please don’t stop you feel so good” UGHHHH” he shouted as she sucked him dry. He came in her mouth and she drank every bit. So he returned the favor. He got down ate her out. Sucking her clit and and fingering her all at the same time. She cummed twice during this and screamed with pleasure “ ooooohh JACKSON yessss right there baby OHHHHHHH OH OH IM- IM AHHHHH” she cummed for the third time. Jackson got so hard hearing her scream he threw her on the couch and stuck his dick In her. “Yea you like baby? Do I feel good “ he said as he thrusted over and over again. Finally her hit her g-spot and pulled out so he could watch her squirt all over the place, “OOOOHHHH MHHHHMMMMM” Lilly screamed. Lilly pushed Jackson to the floor and got on top of him riding his cock fast and hard. Jackson couldn’t stop maiming and screaming as she rode him. He cummed in her and then sucked all the cum out her pussy. They 69ed all night
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!