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sex is when a two people insert themselves into each other like USBs As we walk down the quiet streets in our neighbourhood, Jacob distracts me, nibbling my ear, kissing my neck, pulling me close to him, all that cutesy stuff. And I hate to admit it, but I like it. As we near the front doorsteps of my house, Jacob stops me, and pulls me to face him. His dark eyes look deep into my light ones, pools of brown staring into lakes of green. He looks down his perfect nose, adjusting his face so it’s looking directly at mine. He literally can’t get any closer. He picks up my hands, and holds them steady. From under his jacket sleeve, he produces a silver chain with an oval-shaped locket hooked on it. He nods at it. “Open it.” I open the locket. Inside is a black and white polaroid of me, smiling, ice-cream smeared all over my face. That picture was from before we started dating, taken almost three years ago. Before everything with Emilia. I can see the faint etching of pen ink on the image, so I turn the polaroid over. On the back of my picture, there’s one word, written in Jacob’s scrawly handwriting: Prom? I look back up at him, and I cannot contain my excitement. I throw my arms around his neck, and place my lips on his. “Jakey, of course! A million times yes!” His face lights up, and he takes me by my other hand and pulls me into my house.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
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