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sex is when a two people insert themselves into each other like USBs As we walk down the quiet streets in our neighbourhood, Jacob distracts me, nibbling my ear, kissing my neck, pulling me close to him, all that cutesy stuff. And I hate to admit it, but I like it. As we near the front doorsteps of my house, Jacob stops me, and pulls me to face him. His dark eyes look deep into my light ones, pools of brown staring into lakes of green. He looks down his perfect nose, adjusting his face so it’s looking directly at mine. He literally can’t get any closer. He picks up my hands, and holds them steady. From under his jacket sleeve, he produces a silver chain with an oval-shaped locket hooked on it. He nods at it. “Open it.” I open the locket. Inside is a black and white polaroid of me, smiling, ice-cream smeared all over my face. That picture was from before we started dating, taken almost three years ago. Before everything with Emilia. I can see the faint etching of pen ink on the image, so I turn the polaroid over. On the back of my picture, there’s one word, written in Jacob’s scrawly handwriting: Prom? I look back up at him, and I cannot contain my excitement. I throw my arms around his neck, and place my lips on his. “Jakey, of course! A million times yes!” His face lights up, and he takes me by my other hand and pulls me into my house.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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