Sex
Finn texted “Hey what’s up?”. Laura replied “I’m naked in bed”. He told her that he was all alone and his parents were gone. Lana replied “😉” .Lana put on a thong and no bra. She came to Finns window and called for him. He immediately was turned on when he saw Laura’s tight clothes. He got up and walked over to her saying no words, he simply wrapped his arms around her hips and proceeded to lightly kiss her lips. Laura kissed Finn back, wrapping her arms around his body. They moved toward his bed and continued making out. Finns hands crept up Laura’s shirt and massaged her boobs.Finn slowly took off Laura’s shirt and started kissing her body. She began sliding off his boxers to reveal his boner. Finn moved back up to Laura’s face and they began to French. She started running her hand up and down his cock. Finn gently pushed Laura back and got on top of her. He pulled off her skirt and thong.Finn slid back up and began making out with Laura again. He started teasing her and running his dick on her vagina. Finn went inside of Laura thrusting slowly but soon went faster and faster. He was pounding her insides so hard and going so deep. They both orgasmed at the same time. Finn pulled out and cummed all up her stomach. Laura got on top and began humping Finn as well as she could. They both screamed with pleasure “OOOHHH YESSSSSS” “MMMMMM” “AHHH”. Both Finn and Laura loved it so much that they went on all night. In the morning, they were both very sore, but didn’t regret it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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