Serbian Mug
you know you are Serbian when... 1. you are strangely taller than all your friends 2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world 3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay 4. You can write in two different ways 5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia 6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll 7.your best friend is a Russian 8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break" 9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses 10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun 11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets 12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African 13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol 14. futbol means war 15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting 16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school 17. you are nocturnal 18. you kiss more than an Italian 19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store. 20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke 21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya" 22. you can make a pita 23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before 24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!" 25. you know how to "feed" your guests 26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go 27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania 28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade" 29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch 30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?" 31. when "its your way or the highway" 32. If you own a frula 34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end... 33. if you have a beach house in montenegro 34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring... 35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it... 36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen... 37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball 38. Ako razumes sta kasem!
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Customer Reviews
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.