Sean Mug
Sean's don't like their ladies to wear make up, but Sean's also don't like their ladies to look a mess or be emotional. Never cry around a Sean, it will make your Sean sad too and Sean's don't like to be sad so he will leave you straight away. You must be happy at all points in time with your Sean, Sean's absorb your energy and all your habits and they become his so be on your game or your Sean will become unhealthy. Sean's are basically the man of your dreams, Sean's will be incredibly romantic, to some level that isn't even in a book or a movie. The love you get from a Sean is past comprehension because Sean's are much smarter than anyone else. Sean's are fully conscious and this allows them to operate at a deeper level. If you are not fully conscious as well Sean's will not want to hang around you. BE ON YOUR INTELLECTUAL GAME when you meet a Sean. If you have a Sean, obey every order from your Sean daddy or you'll be left lonely begging your sky daddy for him back. Realize what you're looking at (the King) and what you are saying immediately when near a Sean. If you don't you'll be a complete nonsense to him. Sean's should know that they mean more than anyone to a Kaitlin and that more than anything a Kaitlin wants to marry and grow old with a Sean. Kaitlin's don't read alot and wish someone like a Sean would read to them everyday, all day. Sean's have wonderful singing voices and know how to fly any type of flying device at the drop of a hat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy