Scottish
A proud nation of people that were born in Scotland. Scottish men wear the traditional kilt at celebrations like weddings. Scottish people vary from sponging scum that don't work, to people that are from hard working class backgrounds, and then there's the posh people from places like Bearsden. Famous Scottish beverages are, Irn Bru which is a soft drink, Whisky - famous the world over, then there's Tennents Lager. Famous Scottish treats are tablet & shortbread. Haggis is something people only usually eat once a year on Burns night. (I am 34, Scottish and never ate haggis and don't plan too thank you. I have never eaten a fried mars bar and don't know any Scottish person that has.) I know some numpty English people that have ate fried mars bars though! Also it is widely known that Scottish people don't like English people. Most Scottish people love a laugh, have a great sense of humour and know how to throw a great party! There are many different Scottish accents depending on what area you are from. Scottish people would love to be an independent country separate from England, but the English want to keep a hold of Scotland do bleed the country dry of all money and resources as they know the have a little goldmine in their hands and will never let go. The most common hair colour of Scottish people is actually brunette, then blonde, then very few are red heads/ginger. Also Scottish people are great inventors, think about certain products used over the world and you will usually find that a Scottish person invented it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
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