Scio
One of the most ass-backwards towns in Eastern Ohio. This former oil boom town doesn't have much going for it, other than having 2 stoplight (which is the largest number of stoplights in one town in the county), both of which are completely unnecessary. The majority of business is done in Bob's "Pub", the only bar in town. Karokee takes place every Wed. night, which is very serious business. 5 people have currently been hospitalized as a result of being "shitbags" during the evening ritual. The village of Scio is devided into two main groups of people, Scio dirties and everyone else. Dirties can be indentified by having at least two broken cars on their front yard or grass over 18 inches long, using spray paint on mostly any surface at the scio park or covered bridge, looking at other people from the bridge or park with an evil look, and walking in the street just enough to be a douchebag. The dirty faction has repeatedly attempted to intrude upon the neighborhoods of regular Scioans, but have been withstood in several areas. Nothwestern Scio, Hilltop Drive, and Cemetary Hill remain bastions of clean Scioans.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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