Scio

One of the most ass-backwards towns in Eastern Ohio. This former oil boom town doesn't have much going for it, other than having 2 stoplight (which is the largest number of stoplights in one town in the county), both of which are completely unnecessary. The majority of business is done in Bob's "Pub", the only bar in town. Karokee takes place every Wed. night, which is very serious business. 5 people have currently been hospitalized as a result of being "shitbags" during the evening ritual. The village of Scio is devided into two main groups of people, Scio dirties and everyone else. Dirties can be indentified by having at least two broken cars on their front yard or grass over 18 inches long, using spray paint on mostly any surface at the scio park or covered bridge, looking at other people from the bridge or park with an evil look, and walking in the street just enough to be a douchebag. The dirty faction has repeatedly attempted to intrude upon the neighborhoods of regular Scioans, but have been withstood in several areas. Nothwestern Scio, Hilltop Drive, and Cemetary Hill remain bastions of clean Scioans.