school bathrooms
1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as -shit in the urinal -piss puddles on the floor -some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic -some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class -the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls -sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan -a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls. 2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general. -
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