scenester
Any kid who would rather spend their Friday night on myspace whining to their friends about how they have nowhere to go or nothing to do. Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them. You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand. Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy. Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr". Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there. The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits. In other words, what is emo? ...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair. Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
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