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scenester Hoodie

Any kid who would rather spend their Friday night on myspace whining to their friends about how they have nowhere to go or nothing to do. Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them. You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand. Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy. Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr". Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there. The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits. In other words, what is emo? ...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair. Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M.Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S.Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h.Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C.Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N.Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M.Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M.Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha ChevonneDec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

BundaiDec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

OwenNov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E.Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

SamNov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K.Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S.Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex SadlerSep 24
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