scene points
Scene points are defined as a tossers way of making people cool. You gain scene points in many ways. The most common being: - saying you dont like alcohol and getting wasted on beer - putting <3 instead of a heart sign - appearing at drinking establishments such as 'The Quayside' or 'The Winebar.' - having a myspace which includes pictures taken from ambiguous angles. Bonus points are gained for changing the colour of faces on them. - going to the local goth's house party just to say "I was there." - getting the bus home after a boozy night out - wearing tight pants - wearing tight shirts - having a ridiculous hairstyle. i.e. beyond shoulder length, spiked up, covering the eyes, dyed dark black/green/purple - treating the common area of your local college or place of learning as a second home - listening to bands who have more screams than actual lyrics themselves - buying t shirts of such bands However. There are ways of losing scene points. These include: - Raveing to pleasure rooms in chavvy bars and nightclubs - wear nike, adidas, reebok or other sporting brands of clothing - have a common haircut such as short back and sides or a skinhead - listening to songs which includes words and are under 50 decibels loud - driving - not commenting someone back or not accepting a friend request on myspace. There are many more ways scene points can be gained or lost. But this is the tosser's definition.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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