scene points Mug
Scene points are defined as a tossers way of making people cool. You gain scene points in many ways. The most common being: - saying you dont like alcohol and getting wasted on beer - putting <3 instead of a heart sign - appearing at drinking establishments such as 'The Quayside' or 'The Winebar.' - having a myspace which includes pictures taken from ambiguous angles. Bonus points are gained for changing the colour of faces on them. - going to the local goth's house party just to say "I was there." - getting the bus home after a boozy night out - wearing tight pants - wearing tight shirts - having a ridiculous hairstyle. i.e. beyond shoulder length, spiked up, covering the eyes, dyed dark black/green/purple - treating the common area of your local college or place of learning as a second home - listening to bands who have more screams than actual lyrics themselves - buying t shirts of such bands However. There are ways of losing scene points. These include: - Raveing to pleasure rooms in chavvy bars and nightclubs - wear nike, adidas, reebok or other sporting brands of clothing - have a common haircut such as short back and sides or a skinhead - listening to songs which includes words and are under 50 decibels loud - driving - not commenting someone back or not accepting a friend request on myspace. There are many more ways scene points can be gained or lost. But this is the tosser's definition.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.